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actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times


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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD


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binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

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raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that


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sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned


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z-raid:

Realizing that cool people follow you and they can see everything embarrassing thing you post or reblog

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u


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the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

POLE DANCING MAKES ME HAPPY AND ITS SO PRETTY AND UNDERRATED YAYA POLE DANCING BUT NOT LIKE STRIPPER POLE DANCING LIKE THE ACTUAL PRETTY DANCEY DANCE THOUGH I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR STRIPPERS THAT POLE DANCE


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tiduslaughing:

REALLY CONFIDENT CHARACTERS GETTING SHY NEAR THEIR LOVE INTERESTS 

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on


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